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In defense of OneDerWear

June 28th, 2008 | Username By Kelsey | Comments 3 Comments »

I never thought I would live to see the day someone came to the defense of disposable underwear. Today is that day. (And here I expected there to be... [Read this entry]


Undemocratic disasters or Let’s invade Myanmar

May 14th, 2008 | Username By Kelsey | Comments 2 Comments »

Myanmar, 100,000 killed by cyclone
China, 10,000 killed by earthquake
Myanmar, China, cyclones, earthquakes – all undemocratic.
I’m not saying that disasters struck Myanmar and China because of their lack... [Read this entry]




Warning: this blog isn’t for reading…it’s not a flotation device either

March 25th, 2008 | Username By Kelsey | Comments 3 Comments »

This weekend my brother got married (I’ll post about that later with a photo or two) in Salt Lake City. Annie and I flew out on Thursday and back... [Read this entry]


Pray to Jesus, Obama ain’t one of ‘em Muslims

January 28th, 2008 | Username By Kelsey | Comments 5 Comments »

Barak Obama isn’t Muslim.
You can ask him. He’ll tell you.
Neither am I. But I’ve spent a lot of time around Muslims whose moral fabric, ethics, and... [Read this entry]


The end of Litmus-gate

January 24th, 2008 | Username By Kelsey | Comments 6 Comments »

Let’s retire the use of “gate” as a suffix to signify a scandal. It’s overdone, uncreative, and annoys the crap out of me. This morning on the news... [Read this entry]


“There are not too many sweatshops but there are too few”

December 21st, 2007 | Username By Kelsey | Comments No Comments »

- Jeffrey Sachs.
Here are some arguments for sweatshops and the upward mobility they provide the sweat laborer.[Read this entry]


Shedd aquarium: “Save seahorses, buy our souvenirs!”

November 30th, 2007 | Username By Kelsey | Comments 2 Comments »

The seahorses were sleeping, tails wrapped around branches, lights dimmed. Beneath them glowed a sign:
Buy crafts made in our giftshop, made by Filipino seahorse fishers and their families.... [Read this entry]


Mrs. Butterworth’s boobs

November 4th, 2007 | Username By Kelsey | Comments 15 Comments »

Where did Mrs. Butterworth’s boobs go?
When I was kid she was much shapelier. Now, she’s as flat as a pancake.
There are only two reasons why they could... [Read this entry]


Disney would like to Welcome you to these United States

October 30th, 2007 | Username By Kelsey | Comments No Comments »

Welcome to the USA, where, according to this bit of propaganda commissioned by the State Department and produced by Disney, everybody smiles. But really, what’s wrong with that?
I’ve... [Read this entry]


Tourons! Win a year of National Geographic Traveler

October 26th, 2007 | Username By Kelsey | Comments 5 Comments »

Apparently it’s time for me to renew by subscription of National Geographic Traveler. I received an offer in the mail that if I renew I can give a free... [Read this entry]


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Author's Bio
Kelsey TimmermanI was made in America. My “Jingle These” Christmas boxers were MADE IN BANGLADESH.

I had an all-American childhood in rural Ohio. My all-American blue jeans were MADE IN CAMBODIA.

I wore flip-flops every day for a year when I worked as a SCUBA diving instructor in Key West. They were MADE IN CHINA.

One day while staring at a pile of clothes on the floor, I noticed the tag of my favorite T-shirt: MADE IN HONDURAS.

I read the tag. My mind wandered.

A quest was born. A book was written.
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