The USA Exports T-shirts?

By Kelsey | July 25th, 2007 | 2 Comments »

In fact we do. But not brand new ones.

40% of the world’s used clothing exports originate in the USA. This is why if you’re in Romania, you could see a faded Deloit Dragons Little League shirt on which the letters have fallen off to reveal unfaded shadows of them, being worn by a wrinkled grandma.

This is also why in Africa the Buffalo Bills are one of the greatest NFL Dynasties of all-time.

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2 Responses to “The USA Exports T-shirts?”

1. Kent Says:
   July 25th, 2007 at 5:24 am

   Kelsey, Your mission, should you choose to accept it: Go to Uganda, pry a 1991 Buffalo Bills Championship t-shrit off the back of a village boy. Fly to Buffalo and sport your fancy t-shrit around bars and shopping malls all day.

2. Kelsey Says:
   July 25th, 2007 at 7:48 am

   Now that would be a story.

   But I do have a few concerns…

   I’m thinking I could buy the shirt off the village boy’s back for a few bucks, but the trip to Uganda would be quite pricey. Kent, if you pay my way I’ll go.

   Also, I can’t decide if I’ll get my ass kicked in Buffalo for wearing the shirt or if they’ll love me for it and buy me dinner.

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