What’s really happening in this pic

By Kelsey | February 21st, 2008 | 7 Comments »

I was scrolling through photos the other day, searching out details, and I came across the photo below. It seems like a nice photo of me and some Bangladeshi garment workers, doesn’t it? Well, you don’t know the whole story. I had forgotten all about it. Such memories are repressed.

See that dude to the right of me? I don’t want to go into details, but as this pic was taken, he was trying to molest me. If you look close, you can see my innocence drifting away. Following this photo, he received a quick elbow to the ribs and then he disappeared, back to whatever creepy lair he crawled out of.

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7 Responses to “What’s really happening in this pic”

1. Kyle Timmerman Says:
   February 22nd, 2008 at 11:23 am

   He does look a little shady. You should have busted out a little Jeet Kun Do on him.

2. Kent Says:
   February 25th, 2008 at 6:57 am

   he looks a lot shady.

3. Kelsey Says:
   February 26th, 2008 at 4:25 am

   At the time, I didn’t realize how much bigger I was than him. Basically, I’m Shaq in Bangladesh and I should have brought the Shaq-fu pain upon him.

4. Matt Says:
   February 27th, 2008 at 11:00 am

   Maybe thats why he was molesting you Kelsey. Once you go American, you never go back.

5. Definitely not Kelsey, he would never post this Says:
   February 27th, 2008 at 1:47 pm

   Matt your comment reminded me of an episode of South Park. Here’s the the script…

   President Hirohito: You are American?

   Red: Yes.

   President Hirohito: [begins to gesture] Ogh! You must have very big pee-anis!

   Red: Excuse me? I was just asking you what you’re up to with these toys!

   President Hirohito: Nothing. We are very simple people. With very small penis. Mr. Ose penis is especially small.

   Mr. Ose:[fakes a sob] Uh, smuh, so small.

   President Hirohito: We cannot achieve much with so small penis. But you! Americans. Wow! Penis so big! SOOO big penis!

6. Matt Says:
   February 28th, 2008 at 5:24 pm

   I knew I could inspire you to bring down your own site with low brow penis humor. My work here is done.

7. Definitely not Kelsey, he would never post this Says:
   February 28th, 2008 at 7:08 pm

   Believe it or not, South Park won an Emmy for this particular episode.

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