Underwear Wall of Fame

This pair of underwear led me all the way to Bangladesh. What did yours do?
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This motely crew on their underwear: Reid’s made in Macau zebra striped thong provides just enough support and makes him feel like a real animal.

Janelle and Melissa like that “barely there” comfort they find in their made in Sri Lanka panties.

Annie enjoys the spaciousness and sexiness of her favorite made in Honduras underwear.

Judge’s Comments: Her wedding held hostage, Annie (holding granny panties) is forced to embarass her co-workers. One question: Should I be worried that Reid (the dude wearing zebra stripes) is wearing my fiances underwear, and that they fit?!
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Jen on her underwear: This is my favorite pair of undies, MADE IN JORDAN. How much do I love them? I have about 20 more just like them. Some might say I’m a little obsessive–but when you find underwear that are cute, comfortable, and don’t ride up, you buy out the store.

Judge’s Comments: Jen introduces us to the three C’s of underwear selection — Cute, Comfortable, and don’t ride up your Crack – and for that I think we all should be greatful. 20 pair of underwear!!! Right now I’m traveling with 4, although, I fear none of them are cute.

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Kent (Denzel) on his boxers: These Old Navy snowflake boxers have been by my backside through thick and thin. They’ve kept me warm on hikes in Ontario. They intuitively, as if by design, developed air vents in strategic places to help keep me cool on jungle treks through Thailand. They’ve treated me so well after years of loyal service that I’m thinking of taking them on trip to their native Cambodia to lay them to rest. I wonder if Bootsnall would sponsor that pilgrimage?

The judge’s comments: Many companies strictly adhere to the no-underwear-on computer-screen policy. Kent understands that this contest and this blog are more important than the threat of losing his job. Also, triple word score for wearing Christmas boxers in July. Kent, I will be in Cambodia in 2 days, maybe I’ll pick you up a new pair.

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(Note: Sorry, Melissa’s pic has been deleted. She has a career to think about people. As for the rest of you weirdos who sent in their photo, good luck getting a job anywhere.)

Melissa on this photo: Apparently I have no shame…here is a pic (taken by Kyle, in the lab) of my MADE IN ISRAEL underwear (it was a clean pair, I hadn’t made it to my post- workout shower yet). I just know that at some point in the future I am going to he walking down a hallway and hear a student say, “Guess what? I found a pic on-line of Dr M holding up her underwear!”

The judge’s comments: Bonus points for public underwear appearance and the smooch. Also, Israel makes things?

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Paul on this photo: I took this at my house one day, I was fooling around with the camera on my laptop.

The judge’s comments: The Devil Wears Nautica???? His eyes are my favorite part of this entry. It looks like he took off his drawers, looked “down there,” and something was missing.

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Kyle on his underwear: Nobody is gonna beat these super cool Marvel Superheroes boxers. So, bring on the competition and watch them get thrashed by the Hulk, Spiderman, and Thor. MADE IN CHINA.

Judge’s comments: It’s hard to deny the Hulk, Spiderman, or Thor anything, let alone the grand prize. Kyle’s love for this pair of underwear is evident by the way he holds the corner of the waistband in his mouth. Nice pair Kyle. Yep, those could be tough to beat.